I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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