brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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