So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Floor bacon is actually really good
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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