what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Randomize
