listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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