I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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