You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Randomize
