im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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