This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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