belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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