i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
sex in a hospital.. check
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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