This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
bring money and cleavage
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
cat food counts as protein by the way
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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