Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
one two three fourrrrnication!
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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