she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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