dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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