umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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