Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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