yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
Randomize