Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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