i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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