HIV tests are more positive than that guy
look no pants
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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