He told me they were just razor bumps!
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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