is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
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