Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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