he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
4 words: hood of his car
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
Randomize
