the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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