We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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