Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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