Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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