Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Randomize
