i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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