Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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