Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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