i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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