Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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