Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
His hands were made for my vagina.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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