My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize
