We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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