i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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