I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
I met the friendliest cop last night
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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