It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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