I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
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