told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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