if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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