Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
We just shotgunned beers for America
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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