nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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