I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
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