C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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