T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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