I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
We need to rekindle our bromance
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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