He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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