well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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