We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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