You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Define "chronic" masturbator.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
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