I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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