was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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