Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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