like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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