Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I don't want my vagina anymore.
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